She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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