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I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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