There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
