I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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