i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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