Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
we should paint friendship bongs
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