If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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