I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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