Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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