All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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