morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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