i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize