Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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