i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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