I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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