Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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