I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
