I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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