Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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