we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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