You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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