Just cropdusted the office
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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