I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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