i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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