the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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