there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he laminated a picture of his dick.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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