Where did you get a picture of my penis
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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