Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
