It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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