So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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