I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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