i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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