Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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