i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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