I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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