I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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