Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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