question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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