I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
