I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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