Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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