Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
