There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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