I wannas sexs uuuuu
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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