areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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