We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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