She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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