She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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