This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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