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Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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