I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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