bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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