I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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