I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize