I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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