If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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