K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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