my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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